Ten Fun Ways to Order a Pizza

1.When you’re ordering pizza on the phone, belch on the mouthpiece loudly. After doing so, tell your dog to stop doing that because it’s not good. You can also giggle a little if you like. If you don’t have a pet dog, you can act as the do and pretend to bark. Make it sound convincing; don’t worry if the pizza guy notices that you’re making fun of him. After all, the customer is always right.

2.Create your very own charge-card and give it a unique name. When you make an order, ask the person on the other end of the line of they accept payment using your charge card. If they ask about your charge card, make up stories as if you’re trying to convince them that your card is real.
 
3.Make your order but don’t say it clearly. By doing so, the person on the other end of the line will tell you to repeat your order. Say your order again but do it this way – “Again my order is a one with a little more of the AHHM this time.” You can expect the order taker to ask you again to repeat the order but just repeat the same procedure.

4.If you no longer want to proceed with your order, tell the seller that you didn’t have the conversation at all.

5.Inform the order taker that their competitor is also on the other end of the line and that you’re going to purchase the one with the lowest price offering. You can pretend that you’re talking to another person and try to negotiate a lower price. If the order taker does not lower the price, tell him that you’re going to order from their competitor.

6.When the order taker asks you a question, answer back with a question as well.  For instance, when you’re asked “what is your order?” you also need to answer back with another question. Keep on doing this until the order taker is irritated.

7.Ask the seller if they have a pizza with a crust on top. No one has ever created a pizza with the toppings at the bottom and the crust at the top.

8.Spell out the toppings that you want to order. For instance, instead of saying ham and cheese, say it like this – H A M and C H E E S E. The order taker might even find you funny while others might be annoyed.

9.When the pizza is delivered to you, ask the person who delivered the box if you can keep it. Act as if this is the first time you’ve ordered a pizza. When the delivery boy leaves, laugh as hard as you can one you see the reaction on his face.

10.When you call the pizza station, say “hello” and pretend that you’re the one who got the call. You can also act as if the order taker is the one who called you and ask them questions.